Laura: Welcome, bastards! In our case today, Daniel hit her husband Joel and then prostitutes in exchange for a beer ... wait, not beer, is cum.
Vonice: this is not your chou, we kidnap ... I say we hire to conduct the awards ceremony. Call the presenters.
Laura: oh yeah, to present our first category, received with loud applause to the man who played in the movie Diavolo Butt Frias, Nicolas Cage
Vonice: buuuuuuuuuuu, me kaga ... almost as much as the real Diavolo
Cage: I do not care, I still have millions to the treasury and accept any work for food. Our first category is Skater of the Year and the winner is ... (Drum roll)
Puss in Boots!
Cat: through this blog is me ranting and also webonazos I owe their success, I am so famous that I have my own troll, not how you, losers
Sodo: because you spend all fucking day on the blogs, you have nothing else to do in your life
Cat: who looks at the details ...
Cage: very emotional speech, our second category is the Word of the Year and the winner is ...
Salsaverga!
Its creator, Diego, go up to receive the award
Diego: ah no mames, another fart, cousins, good solid feel receive this award. I want to thank all caracochis, plebs and nalgosos. For pure pleasure, let's take the pistons out and we climbed to a little something.
Cage: solid. The next category was one of the most hotly contested is Best Performance of the Year and the winner is ....
Stark posting!
Stark: thanks for the recognition of my career, I know that I appreciate all
Brightstar: and drop dead, Pizano!
Gus: yes, drop dead, Pizano!
Oscar: but ... Pizaña!
Laura: what the unfortunate death! What I mean is that my program is no longer violent, talking solve everything, you do not hit anyone.
Cage: I appreciate the attention and now my assistant will leave you my card has to offer, for any event that required me
Vonice: (kicking Nicolas Cage) I get off the stage!
Laura: To introduce our next category, the sex symbol the new century, Wanda Seux
Wanda: am the super girl, super che Wanda. Thanks to producer Vonice for giving me a new opportunity in the media
Vonice: said Wanda Maximoff, the Witch, the Marvel!
Wanda: our next category is Best Diavolo cast and the winner is ...
Diavolo!
Diavolo takes the stand and kiss on the mouth Seux
All: ah no mames! (Nausea generalized)
Diavolo: am the Cold Buttocks dearest, I owe it all to my great sense of humor
Wanda: yes, my love, are the best and now for the Complainant of the Year category and the winner is ...
Diavolo!
Diavolo back up again and kissed Wanda
All: gaaaaaah (vomiting generalized)
Diavolo: this only confirms the love that I have all
Wanda : oh yes, my love and now let Best New Blogger category and the winner is ...
Yes!
The Sodo up to receive his award and Wanda kisses him on the mouth
All: salaverga! (Shit on his own vomit)
Sodo: click past ruca cock! I do not mean to Wanda but who writes this damn post ... Get out the fucking cock with their prizes!
Laura: only so there is no sandwich cart for you. To introduce our following categories, the presence of precious governor
Todos: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Gober: gracias a mi buen gobierno es que tengo el cariño del pueblo. Soy un héroe, chingá. Y... ah caray, no sé porque me eligieron para presentar esta categoría, pero bueno... en la nominación a Mejor Intento de Violación el ganador es...
¡Kalimba y sus morras!
Kalimba: gracias a todos los poleños que siempre confiaron en mí, no como esa gente mala que siempre me quiso hacer daño. Pero yo soy como Pats...
Casto: ¿puto?
Kalimba : no! I say I do not hate anyone and I send all the blessings of Christ
Cat: I believe you!
Kalimba: ay cute, kitten ... and you're a minor ... Why do not you accompany me to the dressing room here?
The tan takes the cat behind the curtains ...
Kalimba: you already know what they say about blacks?
Cat: weeeeeeeey ay! Kalimba
: I'm playing fondooooooo
Gober: now Absent the Year category, the winner is ...
El Buen Gusto!
Nobody goes to collect the prize ...
Vonice: seems that good taste is not present in this award
Laura: do not know why you say it, unhappy
Oscar: (pulling a booger) yes I see everything much cache
Daniel: (fart) meh
Gober: now for the Best Dramatic Actress category and the winner is ....
Diavolo!
Diavolo up and kiss the beautiful governor
Gober: oh, Perata! I only came in with children ... more I go to the dressing rooms to see if you want to share the Cat Kalimba
Laura: before continuing let's briefly and heartfelt tribute to bloggers who left us last year ... Adriano
Morcant
Oscar
Zacek
Morcant: ¡estamos vivos!
Laura: pero es mejor irse haciendo a la idea. Para presentar las siguientes categorías, el Boss
Sodo: (en su disfraz de Doña Boss) ¡ese es mi hijo... el gay!
Boss: yo sólo vine a decir que Marveleando es el más mejor de todos los blogs
Gus: ¡cuidado, boss, una piedra gigante!
Vonice: chale, miren cómo quedó, llamen al equipo de limpieza
Chuy: uuhmmm, huevo (lame el piso)
Vonice: cancel the cleaning equipment. The next category is Best Dialogue between two inanimate objects and the winner is ....
The Philosopher's Stone and masculine Vonice!
Vonice: bah, I refuse to receive this award, everyone knows that I am well machín
Vonice: the next category is Best Costume and the winner is ...
The armor of the Cock!
to receive the award Upload your carrier, Casto
Casto: it was fair, I demand a bigger role in this award
Gus: care, Casto, a giant rock!
Vonice: the next category is Best unfulfilled promises and the winner is ...
Casto A decent post!
Casto: (primarily mothers) my second ... award of the night ... now I have some recognition ...
Gus: care, Casto, another giant rock!
Vonice: The next category is Best Vatito, we! And the winner is ....
Gus!
Gus: (up putting aside the whole Casto yard) I am no longer nose, I'm only fossil of high school.
Mosh: to Webo
Gus: which reminds me I should be studying for an exam. I will end after the awards ceremony ... and the feast that follows ...
Laura: I do not know party says, it's chicken. Now an honorary Oscar Daniel, click on the biggest fight of the year the day he faced the reptilian Hellion
Daniel: meh
Laura: to present the following awards, Charlie Sheen
Charlie: (good fart) buuurp , the Worst Post of the Year category, the winner is ...
Jokes The Post Diavolo!
Diavolo: magnificent told them that my jokes are the reason for my fame. I know that deep down they voted for me because I loved my post jokes and I'm preparing a new one, in Jaitovich collaboration with my friends and Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo
Vonice: horror!
Charlie: (taking a horse) category ... Villain of the Year ... win ...
Yuri Thunderbultos Nick!
Nick: oh, thank you very much, love. I want to thank my creator Vonice to be pulled rather than imagining
Vonice: not true! I was thinking ... eh ... Katy Perry
Daniel: fat!
Charlie: (Jeton and medium) ... Couple of the Year ...
S and Osmar!
Sodo: get out to the yard all who voted!
Osmar: I am happy to have won, but I hope they can return the money you spend on the ticket to get here
Sodo: dick to you!
Charlie: (and lying on the floor) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... this ... Foreign post of the year ... winner ...
The Louie Openings!
Louie: thank everyone who voted for me, and I have to show off to my girlfriend!
Diego: to cock, you face Louie!
Sodo: no mames, this wey ta de la chingada
Diavolo: your old to be Hermelinda
Louie: Fuck! If there was a video of breast-feeding infants Chuy I'd vote for him ...
Vonice: actually ... does exist
Laura: come down to Charlie Sheen
Diego: I do, I like the mob because he enters the pot and the solid mijito.
Laura: and the last category of the night Best Series of the Year and the winner is ...
Polo Challenge!
Laura: the unfortunate passing!
Guskrull, Vonice, Diego, Diavolo and Oscar up to receive the prize, but that become owners of the Kodak Theatre with a load of riot police.
Owners: your check bounced ... Kill them all!
All
run out Laura: not go, stay and fight to increase the rating
Oscar: leave a comment and flee
FIN
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